this
is
not
a
joke
once
you've
read
even
one
word
of
this
there's
no
turning
back
There once was an epic person named SwingyTheWeird, and she had the same elusive power as everyone else on the planet. To ignore chain mail and not die.
Repost this 9,000 times or else I shall hunt you in the night with a piece of toast.